Please be gentle with me, darling, said the bride on her wedding night, Im a virgin.
Youre a virgin? exclaimed her husband with surprise.
But youve been married three times.
Thats true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;
my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;
and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, Ill get back to you next week. ,
Okay, this is an actual episode of the Newlywed Game.
The question was What is your husbands favorite South American country?
The first wife answered Brazil.
The second wife was a bit puzzled as to what the term South American meant. She answered New Mexico. The MC explained to her that that was an U. S. state, not a South American country. Still confused as to what this strange adjective South American meant, she answered Mexico.
The third wife was sure of her answer. She wasnt as confused as wife number two and showed it. When it came time to give her answer, she answered very confidently I know what my husbands favorite South American country is: its Africa The MC allowed it.
The fourth wife answered Mexico as well.
The only husband to give the same answer as his wife was the fourth, who answered Mexico.